Had a severe allergic reaction to shellfish. I feel like I looked like the dude that puffs up in ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ .
I also need more girlfriends. Come hither. I’m a lonely cat lady that will serenade you with goat’s milk and Cheese. I’ll sing you random spice Girl songs, like ‘spice up your life’. I’ll even cook for you. Again, spicing up your life.